Front and center of www.people.com: Angelina Jolie and Zahara in matching Valentino “Histoire” handbags, simply strolling in a New York park.

It’s actually unbelievable how spoiled celebrity children have become, and frankly I’m flushing with envy because it’s becoming more and more evident. For example, on one of my MTV.ca programming binges I watched Ryan Scheckler’s (pro-skateboarder all of 17 years old) younger brother host a huge Ace-Ventura themed party complete with live animals and loads of overpriced presents.

Do I sound bitter? Probably. My children are each going to receive a rubber coin machine ball. And they will give them names.