Sorry folks that wear glasses - you’ll be shocked to know that I don’t need glasses (though according to my badass optometrist from 5th grade, who conveniently disappeared, I did. Until I got them rechecked 5 years later to find that they weren’t necessary. Thanks!) Regardless, I love fakey frames, and I’m wanting these dorkfest glasses so I can journey to becoming a full-fledged, bonafide hipster.

Holly Readers can be purchased online from urbanoutfitters.com, but I like my heavily-scented-plastic-frames-from-kensingtonmarket ones for five dollars. Where are they?!

> images from urbanoutfitters.com